One time you knocked over the entire Monopoly board as you were getting up to go to the bathroom. You're more interested in getting a mild buzz going and collecting £200 as you pass 'Go' than actually investing your time and energy into winning the game. You'd rather do literally anything else than play a board game on a Friday night, but friends know that you're easily bribed with copious amounts of sparkling wine.
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While your success rates in Monopoly are close to negative numbers, you're a free spirit who just wants to have fun. Again, I cannot stress enough, your life outside of this game is a nightmare. You're a frequent winner of the game and find great pleasure in bragging about it. Other players will simply plop their Monopoly piece into each property as they count out the correct amount of spaces, but you'll glide. Something about whizzing your car around the board just feels right, despite the wheels not turning. Unfortunately, your personal life is an utter shambles. You have it sussed, at least in terms of meaningless board games. You're traveling through all these roads acquiring property, obviously in the real world you would use a car to do so. The race car is the absolute best Monopoly piece because it makes logistical sense. You prefer small bills over larger ones and enjoy being sent to jail because it gives you time to reflect and ensure that all players are using coasters under their drinks.Ĭongratulations! You're an absolute bloody legend and you're killing the game. It's messy, things fall on the carpet and you always end up tidying everything away at the end because nobody else will do it right.
Monopoly is more of a burden than a joy for you.
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